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Bill: When I did my goodbye as Stefon with me and Seth and everything, we were crying, we all started crying, and then what happened was I went out, I did my goodbye, I cried, and then Kristen… she didn’t tell me, I thought she was in LA, and I look, and she was standing there, she surprised me and she came and gave me a hug and I was like “bawwww— I love you.”

And Lorne was like, “You can stay, if you want.”

Jon: “(As Lorne) There’s plenty of room.”

Bill: “(As Lorne) I can give you whatever you want.”

(Source: yay--stefon)

moistnoodles:


i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

(Source: srsfunny)

sassyaspersassy:

hellolaurenlopez:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

PLEASE

YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON

YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP

DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?

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(Source: lusilly2)

mintcarousel:

-starlightdrive-:

anthro-octavia:

ultrafacts:

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*wants to ride a wooly mammoth to Wawa* B)

Michael Crichton taught me that this is a very bad idea

Nah man that was only Dinosaurs. We’re cool with other prehistoric animals, like the Andrewsarchus

the Enteledont

the first sabre toothed animal, Gorgonopsid

and my personal favourite, the 60- foot long predatory whale, Basilosaurus.

… Yeah I don’t think this is a good idea either…

mintcarousel:

-starlightdrive-:

anthro-octavia:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

*wants to ride a wooly mammoth to Wawa* B)

Michael Crichton taught me that this is a very bad idea

Nah man that was only Dinosaurs. We’re cool with other prehistoric animals, like the Andrewsarchus

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the Enteledont

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the first sabre toothed animal, Gorgonopsid

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and my personal favourite, the 60- foot long predatory whale, Basilosaurus.

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… Yeah I don’t think this is a good idea either…

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

Was there ever someone, on SNL, that you wanted to play, but you didn’t get a chance to play them?

(Source: nasim-pedrad)

I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House (via fitzgeraldquotes)